In breaking Earth 25-Beta news, Patrick Robertson - militant leader of Christian terrorist group Christian Coalition - has been shot to death in a Lexington, Virginia compound. Robertson, a militant leader of the hateful religion of Christianity, was responsible for the terrorist attacks on the Burj Al Arab tower, Burj Khalifa, and the Emirates ( Read more... )

Ye Olde Goldyn Appyl Presse now has its own Twitter! "Yogap" was already taken, so it's @yeoldgldnaplprs. Darned length restrictions. And of course, this was before I thought to try "goldynappyl". Frak frak frakkity frak. Ah well.

So @yeoldgldnaplprs will be used for the "Breaking News" headlines as well as tweeting when articles and other ( Read more... )

Ye Olde Goldyn Appyl Presse: All The News That's Fit To Print, And Then Some.

Boojum runs loose on LiveJournal
By = Amanda Sukmi Cox

Pungenday, day 40 in the season of Discord, 3175 Year of Our Lady of Discord - In yet another case to get LiveJournal users' goat, it has been discovered today that a Boojum is running loose in the wires and servers ( Read more... )

Ye Olde Goldyn Appyl Presse Headline:

RESEARCHERS LINK LIFE, CANCERBy Hurzta P. Dok, YOGAP medical correspondent ( Read more... )

Obama sends economic mess-makers to bed without any supper
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